Beach Agitator Mugs

I hate the beach.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Sunbathers.

Bench Press Accident

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Segregated Beach

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

Trucker's tan.

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

Rooster practices for sunrise

Desert Island Gossipping

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

Sunbloc 1000

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'

"He wants to be beach buggy ready."

No man is an island. Except for Karl D.

Karate Yid

'Yes, this is my shortboard: Why?'

Peeled beach

The Fantasies

'We interupt ocean sounds for an advertorial against offshore oil drilling...'