Beach Blusterer Mugs

Belly Painting for the Dads

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Fishing from the Pier

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

The housing market begins to deflate.

Trucker's tan.

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

Directions for walker across several hills.

Stadium usher of the month.

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"Trevor's nose is running."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

'Just made a pass. I'm running for the end zone.'

'I'm sorry about your account, sir - The 'Dollar Bubble' burst.'

"Mr. Harlow, let me give you a piece of advice: Everything is a bubble."

Conductor.

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

'Yes, this is my shortboard: Why?'

Economic bubble

Bet and Breakfast.

Miles/Blisters.

I hate the beach.

'Really No one And with all that money you make,,,Well, OK,,,'