Beach Blusterer Mugs

Belly Painting for the Dads

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Fishing from the Pier

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

Waiter, there are tiny bubbles rising to the surface of my clam chowder. Conclusion" there's a flatulent fly in my soup. ? ?

Trucker's tan.

The housing market begins to deflate.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

Stadium usher of the month.

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Trevor's nose is running."

Directions for walker across several hills.

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

'Just made a pass. I'm running for the end zone.'

'I'm sorry about your account, sir - The 'Dollar Bubble' burst.'

"Mr. Harlow, let me give you a piece of advice: Everything is a bubble."

Conductor.

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

Economic bubble

'Yes, this is my shortboard: Why?'

Bet and Breakfast.

"Rotten kids. I could hear that awful music all the way from Mars."

Miles/Blisters.

I hate the beach.