Mini Agitators Gifts

'If the teachers can have a union, why can't we kids form our own union.'

Little league world series of poker.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Exercising

Yoga with Baby

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

No toxic waste in my backyard!

"So, if you'll just bring me the 3-D printer, I can take it from there."

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

Daddy's Litigious Girl

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'Okay, Mum said no, but if we can get to Dad before she has time to brief him, we could still turn this into a yes.'

"He knows how to read and write. We want him to learn how to speak."

Gym Kids

"I'm bringing litigation against everyone who is responsible for my overly demanding socialization."

Red car

"And they wonder where feminists come from!"

"I worked an hour cleaning my room and I only get $1.00 allowance? Haven't you heard of the minimum wage?"

"And after 'amen' - click send!"

"First it was no football, now it's no money. I don't think they know what they're doing."

"You pretend you're Mummy pretending she's got a headache and I'll pretend I'm Daddy pretending he's being sympathetic."

"Phew! I'm bushed! I've been up all night helping the removal men clear the front room."