Underachiever Humorist Gifts

Looking for gifts that capture the fun in being a self-proclaimed underachiever? Our collection of humorous and clever items celebrates the comedic side of not always winning — perfect for the humorist in your life. From cheeky mugs to witty prints, these gifts showcase the lighter, hilarious moments of embracing one’s own underachievement with style and humor.

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Empty Headed Schoolboy

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"I figured out how to raise my grades." mockup

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

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"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!" mockup

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

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"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

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'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.' mockup

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

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'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!' mockup

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

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'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.' mockup

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

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"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?" mockup

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

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'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.' mockup

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

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The Devil making snow angels.

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"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?" mockup

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

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"There must be some way of getting yourself fired."

"There must be some way of getting yourself fired." mockup

"There must be some way of getting yourself fired."

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'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!' mockup

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

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'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!' mockup

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

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I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag! mockup

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

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"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

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New years resolutions

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'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?' mockup

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

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'I'm worried that if I study too hard, I couldn end up being a teacher.'

'I'm worried that if I study too hard, I couldn end up being a teacher.' mockup

'I'm worried that if I study too hard, I couldn end up being a teacher.'

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"I don't want your teacher to think a kid with grades this bad....could possibly have a father who could read or write."

"I don't want your teacher to think a kid with grades this bad....could possibly have a father who could read or write." mockup

"I don't want your teacher to think a kid with grades this bad....could possibly have a father who could read or write."

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Designer

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'Remember I said I wish I had more arms so I could get more things done? Well the doctor took care of that problem.'

'Remember I said I wish I had more arms so I could get more things done? Well the doctor took care of that problem.' mockup

'Remember I said I wish I had more arms so I could get more things done? Well the doctor took care of that problem.'

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'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'

'He can ignore you in seven different languages.' mockup

'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'

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"This new poem lacks his usual vindictive sarcasm. It's just a victimless rhyme."

"This new poem lacks his usual vindictive sarcasm. It's just a victimless rhyme." mockup

"This new poem lacks his usual vindictive sarcasm. It's just a victimless rhyme."

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'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!' mockup

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

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