Undead Denizen Pillows

'The pink squirrel's okay, but you gotta try the fuzzy navel.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

He looks so natural lying there...

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Death By Meeting

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'I'm doing a blog on dead words.'

After-Life Mints

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

'For once could we not have an evening with just the two of us rather than you always bringing along your drinking buddies.'

Nutrition classes for zombies.