Desk Denizen Pillows

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

(Mr.Snack) 'I'm looking at my schedule. Before, during, and after lunch is no good.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Shake it all about sign on desk

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Inkwell Genie.

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

Whack, Out of Whack.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

Clock watcher

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.