Desk Denizen Prints

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

(Mr.Snack) 'I'm looking at my schedule. Before, during, and after lunch is no good.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Shake it all about sign on desk

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Whack, Out of Whack.

Inkwell Genie.

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

Clock watcher

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'