How intellectual curiosity killed the cat
Library Denizen Prints
Decorate their wall space with art print designs that showcase a love for books and reading. These prints make thoughtful gifts for library lovers to personalize their space.
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Big Bang Theory.
'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
"Meet the scribe"
"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"
The Dorrie Decimal System
Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'
"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."
'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
Do your research!
Paranormal A-Z...
"I give up. Where's the power button?"
Gen-Next Library
Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'
"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"
'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'
"Yep, I've read this chapter before."
'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'
"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."
Another Bigfoot sighting...
"Author does not do tricks."
'Bring out yer books!'
Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'
'Is that where you keep the banned books?'
Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.
"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."
The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.
Myths and legends...
Two Generations of Readers
I want a calendar where every day says here and now
'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'
'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'
Library Denizen Prints Collection
Library Denizen Mugs
Explore our collection of library lover mugs and find the perfect cup for their morning reading sessions or coffee breaks.
Library Denizen Pillows
Discover cozy pillows for library lovers that add personality and comfort to any reading corner or sofa.
Library Denizen T-Shirts
Check out our library-themed t-shirts, designed for book enthusiasts who like to wear their passion on their sleeve.