Library Goer Prints

"The library book you checked out on improving memory is 12 weeks overdue."

"Overcoming tardiness is overdue."

Pizza section in library.

Get rich quick.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Do your research!

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Paranormal A-Z...

Gen-Next Library

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Author does not do tricks."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Bring out yer books!'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

Two Generations of Readers

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'