Undead Denizen Mugs

Night of the Zombonies.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Death By Meeting

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

After-Life Mints

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

'I'm doing a blog on dead words.'

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

'For once could we not have an evening with just the two of us rather than you always bringing along your drinking buddies.'

"Ahh, those were the good old days."