Unconventional Marketer Gifts

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

"That's our new church mascot."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Floss Street Vendor

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"We could hire some sign-wavers to stand by the side of the road and advertise our product."

Sugar Fix.

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

Doomsday marketing

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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Stun-gun target practice.

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

"Get lost. Besides, who ever heard of Girl Scout manicotti?!"

Something Grown Something Shot.

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

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'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

'I need to do a better job barketing.'

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

'This is built on an historic location. It was the first garbage dump in the country.'

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.