Unconventional Marketer Gifts

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

"That's our new church mascot."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Floss Street Vendor

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"We could hire some sign-wavers to stand by the side of the road and advertise our product."

Sugar Fix.

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

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Doomsday marketing

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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Stun-gun target practice.

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"Get lost. Besides, who ever heard of Girl Scout manicotti?!"

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

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"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

Something Grown Something Shot.

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

Taster's Choice. The Movie. TC. Making films from old TV shows is one thing, but

'I need to do a better job barketing.'

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."