"We could hire some sign-wavers to stand by the side of the road and advertise our product."
Non-traditional Marketers Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the innovative and unconventional mindset of non-traditional marketers? Our collection offers clever, humor-filled items perfect for those who think outside the box. Whether it's for a team member or a friend in a creative marketing role, these products speak to their inventive approach and zest for challenge. Inspire and entertain with gifts that reflect their passion for pushing boundaries and redefining marketing norms.
"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"
"That's our new church mascot."
'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'
"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."
Floss Street Vendor
"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."
A potter paints a barcode on a pot.
'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'
Sugar Fix.
"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"
'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'
'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'
'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'
Child selling cold lemonade in the winter
"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."
'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.
Sun Dried Ice Cubes
"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."
Doomsday marketing
'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'
"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."
"Get lost. Besides, who ever heard of Girl Scout manicotti?!"
Something Grown Something Shot.
'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!
'A new concept. The inside out house.'
"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."
"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."
Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman
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"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"
Taster's Choice. The Movie. TC. Making films from old TV shows is one thing, but
Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.
'This is built on an historic location. It was the first garbage dump in the country.'
Advertising meets cryptozoology...
Non-traditional Marketers Gifts Collection
Non-traditional Marketers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the inventive world of non-traditional marketers—quirky designs perfect for their morning coffee rituals.
Non-traditional Marketers Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with witty slogans and bold designs that brighten up any creative workspace or lounge area.
Non-traditional Marketers Prints
Bring inspiration to their office or home with art prints that celebrate the innovative spirit of non-traditional marketers—perfect for adding personality to any space.
Non-traditional Marketers T-Shirts
Find T-shirts that speak to the creative rebel in every marketer—great for casual wear and making a statement at the office or events.