Non-traditionalist Gifts

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Ruddy bloggers!

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Protest

Time for Tea!

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

The Mainstream

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

Graffiti on guard's horse

"Herb's from Texas."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Dare to be different.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."