Non-traditional Marketers Pillows

"We could hire some sign-wavers to stand by the side of the road and advertise our product."

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"That's our new church mascot."

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Floss Street Vendor

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

Sugar Fix.

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

Doomsday marketing

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

"Get lost. Besides, who ever heard of Girl Scout manicotti?!"

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

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'A new concept. The inside out house.'

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

Something Grown Something Shot.

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

'I need to do a better job barketing.'

"I say we put it in little tin cans, call it Spammoth and sell it."

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

'This is built on an historic location. It was the first garbage dump in the country.'

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.