Niche Marketers Pillows

"2008 Volvo S40 driver's side cup-holder cover replacement store"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"That's our new church mascot."

Floss Street Vendor

"We could hire some sign-wavers to stand by the side of the road and advertise our product."

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

Doomsday marketing

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

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Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

"I'm inviting you to join my referral network, on Lynxedin."

Music Collector.

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

"Okay, so I've outgrown my niche in Organizational Behavior. I'll re-niche."

"All you have to do is get three of your friends, to get three of their friends and so on. You'll be rich."

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

"When Santa's elves get new computers, we buy them and sell them at a great price."

Barry Manilow explores new directions and finally connects with his target audience

'Them...? That's our multi-level marketing crowd...'

The Dawn of a Niche Market

"New super select-a-size! 1/2 sheet, 1/4 sheet, 1/8 sheet (make-up remover), 1/16 sheet (spider killer), 1/32 sheet (booger getter), 1/64 sheets (zit squeezers)."

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