Niche Seeker Pillows

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Useless add-ons.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Mohammad's motors

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Toenail clipping missile.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

His & Hers towels for Electrical Plugs and Sockets.

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

Ball Pool Peril

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.