Unconventional Dater Gifts

"Wow, you can see so many better dates from up here."

"Been lookin' for love in all the wrong carnivals."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

'Let's do lunch.'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

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"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"Wanna do lunch?"

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Spud dating.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'You must be Olivia.'

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