Urban Dater Gifts

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Online Dating

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'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

We met online.

'That must be my computer date.'

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

'Let's do lunch.'

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"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

'We met online.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"Wanna do lunch?"

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."