'You will tweet a tall dark stranger.'
Future Dater Gifts
Looking for a meaningful gift for someone stepping into the world of dating? Our collection captures the playful anticipation and romantic optimism of new beginnings. Perfect for that special someone who's about to start a new chapter in love, or even for yourself as a fun reminder of exciting times ahead.
"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"
"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."
Online Dating
'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'
Kissable Frogs in Your Area
'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'
Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...
'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'
Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies
"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."
"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"
'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'
"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."
"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."
'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'
'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'
Waterfall of Disappointment
"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."
"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."
"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"
'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'
Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...
We met online.
'That must be my computer date.'
Romantic Coffee Dates
"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"
Single men in Tahiti
"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"
'Let's do lunch.'
"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"
"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."
"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."
'We met online.'
Future Dater Gifts Collection
Future Dater Mugs
Discover our range of mugs designed for future daters—bring humor and hope to their mornings with these charming, fun designs.
Future Dater Pillows
Find cozy pillows for future daters to snuggle into, adding a touch of inspiration to their favorite relaxing spaces.
Future Dater Prints
Check out our inspirational prints for future daters, perfect for decorating and celebrating new romantic adventures.
Future Dater T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirts for future daters, blending witty slogans with comfort to inspire love and laughter every day.