Unassuming Shopper T-Shirts

Very little fan fair.

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Jumble Sale

Down on Her.

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"Does it come with magnets?"

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

(Direct to the Consumer)

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Shoppers of Mystery.

Sale - Eyepod.

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

"Another impulse purchase?"

'Just the fresh chicken.'

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