Unassuming Shopper Pillows

Very little fan fair.

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Down on Her.

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Jumble Sale

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Shoppers of Mystery.

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

Budget cure

'Just the fresh chicken.'

'Got any cud flavour?'

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