Unapologetic Retro Lover Gifts

Surrounded by iPhone users, Harold finds himself unable to answer his unfashionable cellphone.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

1930's Lady.

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Groovy Baby

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

King with the boom box.

Disco Owls

Young Elvis

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Fossil bands

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Old Book Smell

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

Gramaphone Man.

Austin Powers