Unapologetic Retro Lover Gifts

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Colonial Larrysburg.

1930's Lady.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Groovy Baby

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Disco Owls

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

Austin Powers

Gramaphone Man.