Uk Politics Punter Pillows

British savings accounts

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

Voting in the UK

Statue of Liberty: Out of Service

Brexit Calendar

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

"I feel that I've been given a unique opportunity to speak out on the issues."

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'This is what I mean about inadequate interagency cooperation.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

I wonder who's Kissinger now?

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

On - Undecided - Off switch

Political Science

Id10tic TENdencies

'Please listen carefully as my campaign promise menu has changed...'

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

Jeb Can Ficks It

Vote Centrist

'Well, I don't care what Uncle Gary says. It's call the Capitol, not ‘Laws R Us.''

"Our flag means debt."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

England's jester - United States' jester.