Typography Troll Gifts

Erratum: The caption for Fig.35 shoudl read SHAGGY MIDNIGHT DEATHCAP not CHICKEN-OF-THE-WOODS.

Lynching on social media

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Sign Reform

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Very good and to the point.'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'Nice graphics.'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

"This is not good at all!"

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'I told you. . . H not S!'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

School of Arts and Sciences.

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

The origins of bullet points.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

I've given up on my youthful dreams of having a big income, a big house and a big car. At this point, I've settled for having a BIG FONT.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"