Twist Seeker Gifts

Doom & Gloom

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

The Early Bird Catches the Worm.

"Eat my dust!"

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Oh, Wow! That pistol's a vintage P38. Can I hold it please?"

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'You know too much,'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Chiller Theatre

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Bears going water skiing.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Marco ..."