Twist Seekers Gifts

"Have the pumpkin back midnight or else."

"Straight on - you'll recognise it when we get there."

Goldie's last call.

Executioner hit in stomach bythe head he has just cut off

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Chiller Theatre

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Marco ..."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Rock Climber

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Bears going water skiing.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

...the all-terrain skateboard.