Unexpected Twist Seekers Gifts

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Tiny Mouse Hole

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Eat my dust!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Swiss army knife

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

The evidence destroyed

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

Doom & Gloom

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'Good news. The DNA proves you're not guilty, you have no genetic diseases, and you're a half-brother of the Prince of Glavistan.'

'You called a plumber!'

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'