Unexpected Twist Seekers Pillows

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Tiny Mouse Hole

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Eat my dust!"

Swiss army knife

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

The evidence destroyed

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Doom & Gloom

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'Good news. The DNA proves you're not guilty, you have no genetic diseases, and you're a half-brother of the Prince of Glavistan.'

'You called a plumber!'

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

"Did you watch the super bowl?"