Quirky Twist Seeker Gifts

'Now, this may hoot a little.'

When Alice turned around, the rabbit had drawn a 9mm Beretta Automatic.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Hay Rides $10

"Eat my dust!"

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

The evidence destroyed

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Perks

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Doom & Gloom

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

"I can't eat all that."

The Hollowdays.

"This place is famous for the way they serve eggs."

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Just even it out."

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'