Quirky Twist Seeker Gifts

'Now, this may hoot a little.'

When Alice turned around, the rabbit had drawn a 9mm Beretta Automatic.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Eat my dust!"

Hay Rides $10

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

The evidence destroyed

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Perks

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

Doom & Gloom

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

"I can't eat all that."

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

The Hollowdays.

"This place is famous for the way they serve eggs."

"Just even it out."

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

'Gone Crazy'

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'