Modern Twist Seeker Gifts

The Sky is falling...Now and Then.

"New brain, who dis?"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Eat my dust!"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

The evidence destroyed

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

Doom & Gloom

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

'Don't worry...the built in obsolescence will kick in before your child has a chance to break it.'

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

A fisherman is hooked on the beach.