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Doom & Gloom

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

The Early Bird Catches the Worm.

"Eat my dust!"

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Oh, Wow! That pistol's a vintage P38. Can I hold it please?"

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'You know too much,'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Chiller Theatre

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Rock Climber

Bears going water skiing.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"