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'Wh...what? House of straw? House of sticks? But that was so long ago!'

Dog walking Human.

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

The Final Selfie

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

The princess and the key

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

The Clown Hit

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

If Shakespeare were alive today

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'Well - we are catfish.'

"… and they lived happily ever after… until the princess caught the prince with the chambermaid!"

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Bull with gun

The Easter Bunny hits a hunter with his eggs and makes his escape.

A Fish using a six pack of beer to catch a fisherman.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

Les Miserables: 'Oh, for mercy's sake - lighten up!'

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

Goldilocks and the Three Little Pigs

Son measuring father.

"Turns out the sound of the squeaky toy was coming from inside the house."

'Want to have a little fun with this? You guys take off and I'll chase you!'

'Goliath! Spent force - Lifetime of drug fuelled addiction. His headline grabbing misdemeanours have sapped his energies.'

"This Opposite Day thing is fun."