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If that slips off and I break a leg, you'll be hearing from my lawyer.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Senta jumps into the sea

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Film Star Robert de Niro

The Final Selfie

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Upper West Side Story

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

Tristan and Isolde

The Clown Hit

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

If Shakespeare were alive today

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

King Gustav Un Ballo in Maschera finale

The Amateurs.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

'Well - we are catfish.'

Goldilocks and the Three Little Pigs

Deux Ex Mechanic

Invitation

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

New Bishop-elect shows his clothes to his family

"No she won't. She left her ring on the table."

Mr. and Mrs. Mantalini in Ralph Nickleby's office

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"