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The unexpected end of the journey.

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Elusive Shadow.

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Meet The Ghostwriter

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

Moby the Private Dick.

Lover

If Shakespeare were alive today

A stranger calls to see me

A Ghost

Clowns of the Baskervilles

Aretha Franklin

'The good news is it's not mice.'

Dalek gardening...

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

Goldilocks and the Three Little Pigs

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

Children's Book Publishers. It's a sequel -- The little engine that could turns into a whistleblower!

A golfer lining up his putt, with the Grim Reaper lining up the golfer.

"Excuse me, sir. Our phones are down, so I'm here with your wake-up call."

'When I got in line, this was a bank. And now it's a STARBUCKS?'

Conspiracy theories club - trust no one! (CCTV cameras watching each other).

'Wh...what? House of straw? House of sticks? But that was so long ago!'

'My name is Dr Jeykell and I have a small drink problem...'

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.