Twist Ending Admirer Gifts

'Wh...what? House of straw? House of sticks? But that was so long ago!'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Dog walking Human.

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

The Final Selfie

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

The princess and the key

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

The Clown Hit

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

If Shakespeare were alive today

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Bull with gun

The Easter Bunny hits a hunter with his eggs and makes his escape.

'Well - we are catfish.'

A Fish using a six pack of beer to catch a fisherman.

"… and they lived happily ever after… until the princess caught the prince with the chambermaid!"

Les Miserables: 'Oh, for mercy's sake - lighten up!'

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

Dalek gardening...

Goldilocks and the Three Little Pigs

Son measuring father.

'Want to have a little fun with this? You guys take off and I'll chase you!'

"Turns out the sound of the squeaky toy was coming from inside the house."

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

"This Opposite Day thing is fun."

Children's Book Publishers. It's a sequel -- The little engine that could turns into a whistleblower!