Twist And Turn Tactician Pillows

World Championships Tungsten Rubik's Cube

Lynching on social media

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Works every time."

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"That was a rumor day."

ISIS needle in a haystack.

Man and bird

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

Musician

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

"My new time machine is also fantastic if I want to take back a move."

Confusing the Enemy's Sense of Direction

"I'm not going to bother studying that section. I'm just learning to the test."

The only side I take in an argument here is this side of the door.

"My scheme revolves around making promises that we have no intention of keeping. . . for want of a better word, I've called it 'politics'."

"I feel kind of responsible. When the General said he wanted to cross the Alps and march to Rome I just laughed and said, 'That's a long trip. I guess we better pack along some trunks.'"