Twin Dresser Gifts

"Times were when I used to think we had so much in common, you and I."

Killer Executive Suits.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Dressed for Success!

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

Honey Costume

Utility Chic.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Burlyesque

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"Maybe this year..."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Female Boss 6

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"Very nice. I don't want nice. I want intimidating."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."