Twin Dresser T-Shirts

"Times were when I used to think we had so much in common, you and I."

Killer Executive Suits.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Dressed for Success!

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Honey Costume

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Utility Chic.

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"Maybe this year..."

Burlyesque

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Female Boss 6

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"Very nice. I don't want nice. I want intimidating."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."