Tweezer Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I found another stray nose hair.' - 'I'll tweezer it...' - 'This won't hurt, right?' - 'No, I'll be fine...' - 'Gah!' - 'Oops.'

"Guess who brought king cake!"

New Guy.

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Well, that's fixed that.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

Machine

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"

"Boxing Day is cancelled this year. We're going to stop cold turkey."

"I said this next number is a sing-along."

The Mechanic

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

"If you kick her with the left spur, she'll give you more lumbar support."

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

"March 177th? Already?!"

Spectrometer Blues

"This is my boyfriend Charles. He's very sensitive. He cries when he sees old romantic films, and market posting losses."

'This new vestments freedom does seem appropriate for the comical twaddle he sometimes spouts.'