Tweezer Collectors T-Shirts

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

Doulton Canada Geese

Duck in a bathtub

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'I'm quit buying Trevor the kiddie meal - he'd play with the food and eat the toy.'

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"I hate recalls."

Antique oriental carpets.

Children must be accompanied by an adult.