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Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

Who's a cutey?

"I suffered a stroke."

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Moliere

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"You're amazing!"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

Welcome to my cellar!

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Do you know what the interest on you adjustable-rate mortgage is?

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

"L'adoration des comiques."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

Wife about hubby: 'He's all woogie, no boogie.'

'I wouldn't say he gets NO exercise - he does have to use his thumbs on the remote'

Modern Accomplisments

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'