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Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Who's a cutey?

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

"I suffered a stroke."

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Moliere

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"You're amazing!"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Bleak House

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

Charles Dickens.

C Day Lewis.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Welcome to my cellar!

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

Do you know what the interest on you adjustable-rate mortgage is?

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

"L'adoration des comiques."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

Modern Accomplisments

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

Man reading while being surrounded by TV's