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Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

"I suffered a stroke."

Who's a cutey?

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Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

'We now stock wine bottles created by nanotechnology that are only 9 atoms tall. Table 6 wants a glass of merlot; open 8 million bottles.'

"It's our anniversary. Bring us your best bottle of beer!"

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

'Excellent grape jelly, Mother -- I detect Macabeo, Arinto, Rotgipfler, and just a hint of Hondarrabi Zuri.'

"Don't mind Ashley. After looking through a microscope all day, anything large startles him."

Fingers says it's casual Friday.

'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.'

"I haven't read them all but I've read enough to get the general idea."

"That corn on your foot is beginning to look nasty."

"Now that I've learned to talk I can't think of anything to say."

Are you ready for the greatest treat in the world? Please don't do this. You are about to see the cutest baby. He's adorable. Excellent. I love babies. Aaaah! Didn't I tell you? Don't speak. Looks like a 90-year-old member of the British Parliament. Speechless, I know. Want another peek? No, please! No, it's too incredible for me. Beauty is in the eye of the mother.

'I just don't know where we're going to put the rest of your humongous book collection about microscopic organisms.'

"Can you show us something even tinier?"

"How's your old lady?"