Tiny Connoisseur Mugs

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"I suffered a stroke."

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"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."

'We now stock wine bottles created by nanotechnology that are only 9 atoms tall. Table 6 wants a glass of merlot; open 8 million bottles.'

'Excellent grape jelly, Mother -- I detect Macabeo, Arinto, Rotgipfler, and just a hint of Hondarrabi Zuri.'

"It's our anniversary. Bring us your best bottle of beer!"

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

"Don't mind Ashley. After looking through a microscope all day, anything large startles him."

Fingers says it's casual Friday.

'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.'

"I haven't read them all but I've read enough to get the general idea."

"That corn on your foot is beginning to look nasty."

"Now that I've learned to talk I can't think of anything to say."

'I just don't know where we're going to put the rest of your humongous book collection about microscopic organisms.'

Did You Know That...the worlds smallest wine glass (200,000 times smaller than normal)has been invented by the Japanese?

"Can you show us something even tinier?"

"How's your old lady?"