Tweezer Aficionado T-Shirts

'I told you before, George, never mess with a kid who's got tweezers.'

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

New Guy.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Cello Concert

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Red hot little combo

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

Mega Quiz. What's the most popular wind instrument? The air guitar.

Viola d'amore

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

Machine

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne

Knives sharpened

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"