Tweezer Aficionado Pillows

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

New Guy.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Cello Concert

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Red hot little combo

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

Machine

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Viola d'amore

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne

Knives sharpened

CLONE BAG

Evolution of the upright bass

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'