
'I found another stray nose hair.' - 'I'll tweezer it...' - 'This won't hurt, right?' - 'No, I'll be fine...' - 'Gah!' - 'Oops.'
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'I found another stray nose hair.' - 'I'll tweezer it...' - 'This won't hurt, right?' - 'No, I'll be fine...' - 'Gah!' - 'Oops.'
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
"Guess who brought king cake!"
New Guy.
Ten Plagues for Today's Seder
Small child building a large contraption from junk
"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."
"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."
'Well, that's fixed that.'
'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'
"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"
"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."
'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'
"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."
"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."
I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.
"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."
"Don't even think about it, cowboy."
Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)
Tweezers are a girl's best friend.
Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness
Machine
The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne
"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."
"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"
The Mechanic
"I think I see some eggs in here."
"Boxing Day is cancelled this year. We're going to stop cold turkey."
"I said this next number is a sing-along."
"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"
"If you kick her with the left spur, she'll give you more lumbar support."
"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."
"March 177th? Already?!"
Spectrometer Blues
"This is my boyfriend Charles. He's very sensitive. He cries when he sees old romantic films, and market posting losses."
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