Tv Turner Gifts

I just watched a documentary about the dangers of drinking and it petrified me. No more TV for me!

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

The Bookworm

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Tree house.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Och lye the news'

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Downloads.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Technology and literature

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'Another nice wave.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Head full of Books.

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

It's a Dog's life

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."