Book Turner Gifts

"No offense Dad, but is this available on DVD?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The Bookworm

First Novels.

"Meet the author"

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

Gen-Next Library

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Do it yourself books.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The World's Biggest Book Club