Tv Time Companion Gifts

Lazy Octopus

"They grow up so fast."

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

Watchdog

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"This just in! A fifteen-man nineteen-forties swing-era-style big band was discovered intact today in Brno, Czechoslovakia."

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'This has been the Five O'Clock Report -- we now switch you to the Six O'Clock Report....'

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

'You dropped your day planner.'

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

It's 10pm...do you know where your homework is?

Building a house.

Computer Support Line

A man and his cat watch tv

Man with TV listings - It's not easy keeping track of my social life."

'Gimme the remote. I think you got it on slo-mo.'

'In the few minutes remaining, Dr. Nemo, could you briefly give us some idea what you've been talking about for the last hour?'

"It's just great to be able to talk to someone with the same aspect ratio."

'The doctor says he's got attention def what's on the telly?'