Tv Time Companion Pillows

Lazy Octopus

"They grow up so fast."

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

Watchdog

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"This just in! A fifteen-man nineteen-forties swing-era-style big band was discovered intact today in Brno, Czechoslovakia."

It's so nice outside I'm recording the Weather Channel to watch next winter!

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

I was a huge Beatles fan right from the start. I remember waiting backstage after each show.

'This has been the Five O'Clock Report -- we now switch you to the Six O'Clock Report....'

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

'You dropped your day planner.'

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

'World cup. Big screen TV. See England get knocked out in 3D!'

Building a house.

Computer Support Line

It's 10pm...do you know where your homework is?

Man with TV listings - It's not easy keeping track of my social life."

"That is not an anti-aging pill."

A man and his cat watch tv

'Gimme the remote. I think you got it on slo-mo.'

'In the few minutes remaining, Dr. Nemo, could you briefly give us some idea what you've been talking about for the last hour?'

"It's just great to be able to talk to someone with the same aspect ratio."

'The doctor says he's got attention def what's on the telly?'

You can't buy happiness ... but time shares are a possible option!